Source: Jun 19, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
U.S. — Former President Trump has suddenly skyrocketed to 100% in the polls after host Joy Behar warned that Trump would ban The View from television if elected.
“Welp, that does it,” said lifetime Democrat Dean Bochner after hearing the news. “I never imagined any scenario where I would punch a ballot for Donald Trump, but here we are.”
According to pollsters, Trump now holds a one hundred point lead in every single state since the news broke. “We now project Trump winning literally every single vote in Seattle and San Francisco,” said pollster Mark Allen. “Despite millions of voters maintaining strong disagreement with Trump about policy issues, the chance to get The View off the air is simply too good to pass up. It has turned every person in America into a single-issue voter.”
